A safe space to bring life's biggest questions. Your doubts, your darkness, your desire — all of it is welcome here.
Every coven begins with connection. No robes required (though we'll never discourage them). Just people arriving as they are.
A short reading or film from our He Gets Them library — something to spark honest conversation. Something you won't hear in a Sunday sermon.
Open discussion. No wrong answers. No topic too dark, too heretical, or too personal. This is the whole point.
Each session is self-contained. Come once to see if it fits. There's no pressure to return — though most do.
A coven is for everyone willing to have an honest conversation. No matter your background, history, or beliefs — the cast-out, the curious, the lapsed, the skeptical. You are welcome. The only requirement is that you come with genuine questions and a willingness to sit with uncomfortable answers.
Coven comes from the Latin convenire — "to come together." We chose it because of what it implies: a gathering of people the mainstream doesn't quite know what to do with. A place built outside the walls. It also sounds considerably more interesting than "small group."
A coven is free. The soul is a separate conversation, and entirely at your discretion.
Sessions typically run 90 minutes to two hours. You're welcome to try it once to see if it's a fit. There's no pressure, no follow-up call from a pastor, and no clipboard with your name on it.
When you share your contact information, it is only shared with the coven you choose to contact. He Gets Them does not store your personal details, add you to marketing lists, or sell your data to anyone — including, and we want to be clear about this, the forces of darkness. We're not that kind of operation.
Absolutely not. Many of our members understand Satan as a philosophical symbol — of autonomy, questioning, and the rejection of imposed authority — rather than a literal entity. Whether you're a devoted Satanist, a curious atheist, a lapsed Catholic, or simply someone who finds the mainstream answers unsatisfying, you are welcome exactly as you are.